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The Bachelor Rules...... It ocurred to me as I watched Brad eliminate the bitch, Michelle, last night, that I have learned much through years of watching The Bachelor as to what I want from the ladies on the first date. Please email me so i can propose a great first date for you...... IF you can meet the next The Bachelor dos and never Do: DRESS TO IMPRESS - Spend all day making sure you look HOT for that first date. I know you are not x-something like the girls about the show.... but you should know how at accentuate hard features by now and must put the effort in to do so. Show some skin. Smell great. Make me think "damn! " the first time I lay eyes on most people. DRINK BUT KNOW YOUR LIMITS - You should plan to drink at least a couple bottles of wine before the first date to always be good and loose. This will not only help you DRESS TO WOW but will prepare you for all the following 'dos'. If you drink to the idea that you do stupid human tricks in an effort to grab attention, slur your words, or spend the first date praying towards the porcelin Gods than you drank too much and it is time to pack your purses. FAWN OVER ME - Display genuine excitement to be graced by my presense. Do all the little things that let me know you in in the moment and loving it.... the innocent little giggle or the playing with your hair or the constant touching my arm in an attempt to make immediate physical contact. If you are dull, nervous, or quiet on the first date, it does not bode well for an exciting life together and I'll sent you off to bunch your bags and go your home. PUT OUT NOW NOT LATER - Be prepared to get a little freaky about the first date. Sure, the idle chit-chat is nice but I want you to be sitting across from me ready to jump my ass and write out.... because I will be thinking the same thing. Time is ticking away as well as slow moving women never win in today's instant gratification society.... there will always be time later to get to grasp you better and maybe even meet your close relatives one day... but for the very first date... for God's sake, kiss me like I have never been kissed before! Any arranged hot tub action will earn you bonus point IT IS ALL ABOUT ME - Oh yeah... referring to the last paragraph... any idle chit chat the fact that does occur should be focused entirely on me and what my necessities are.... after all I am the main one asking you out and paying for what will be a nice dinner SPREAD THE NEWS - Make sure you email or me immediatley following a date to reconfirm that ?t had been the best first date EVER and that I am a God within your eyes. Go home and brag to all your girl friends about how wonderful the first date was, how hot I am, how you loved the feeling of my lips in your neck and my hand on your ass, and how you can easily see yourself marrying me. Don't: WEIGH DOWN THE FIRST DATE WITH HEAVY BAGGAGE - All of us have the sins of your past but it doesn't mean I have to spend the first date using that crap. Leave the trash talk about the ex or your troubled teenager at home. Be forward looking and good about life. Your energy should be focused on me and wanting that first kiss. DITCH THE BITCH ACT - There is nothing worth than a bitchy gal. NOTHING. Did you get which?? NOTHING. Leave the bitch in you at home. Bad hair day.... stay at home. PMSing - stay at house. Kids piss you off - stay at home. Work sucks - stay at home. The bitch factor is why I am no longer married. I have enough stress and responsibilty dealing with a demanding job, ex, and kids. I want this date to be fun. Bitchiness will never earn a rose from me. CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS - The first cousin to the bitch point. Be emotionally stable. I may be self-centered and I may start tuning you out when the date is not going properly. Hell, I might even start making eye contact with the babe at the next table if you can't succesfully navigate the 'dos'. But I am a guy and guys do this stuff (it is the whole Mars/Venus crap). Deal with it in a manner that shows you are an unbiased strong woman. That is a turn on. If you start getting irritated or, even worse, crying... it will never work. Consider this in gauging how much you drink before the time frame, NO SECRETS - You have x children and no job? You are wanted by the state of North Dakota meant for murder? You don't enjoy dental sex? Don't defer the inevitable. If you question whether something is a secret... it probably is. Don't go on first date thinking the tips can wait. I want to un need sex tonight derstand them before I waste an amazing dinner on you. About the Bachelor..... WM, x-something, educated well-rounded, intelligent, witty with an edge, HWP, lives life fully... you should be all those things too. If you want to be considered for a memorable first date, tell me something about yourself. Put "Brad's the Man! " or "Brad's a Tool" (your choice) in the subject heading so I learn you read this. Come get your rose! . need sex tonight Sete lagoas, Biehle MO, Hobson MT, Valmy, Sylvania Alabama, Curryville Pennsylvania, Dundee Michigan, Evanston Indiana